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I swear to God he levitated
« on: December 28, 2018, 05:02:25 AM »
I have a friend who I've widely known since I was extremely small. 1 day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got it absolutely god awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. And so, his mother took him to the doctor's office, where the physician took a single look and said to her to consider him to the ER. She feared anything along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We believed the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a decent 30 seconds of intensive farting, he were at the mother of his and said, "I experience all better now!"